Today in Worcester WTF*

Posted by Jeremy Shulkin

This, from the Telegram:

Police believe a Molotov cocktail was thrown into a car on Constitution Avenue last night. The attack comes a few days after another car on Woodford Street was damaged by the same type of incendiary device.

The incident occurred on April 20, 2011. According to one branch of the Terminator franchise on April 19, 2011 Skynet became self-aware. Two days later — so, tomorrow — it was/is our robotic overlord.

Coming soon to Worcester

*This is the first time I’ve ever typed this. I swear.



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2 responses to “Today in Worcester WTF*

  1. Seems to be a lot of robberies, crimes this week.

  2. -Q

    what a great pic to go with the article – had you not explained what it was I would have thought it was a depiction of our very own “lyin mayor obrien”
    leaving city hall after another days work breaking campaign promises and rasing taxes on families and homeowners in the city!
    note: the caption is all wrong rather than “coming soon to Worcester” the caption should have been quoting our very own “lyin mayor obrien” : “already working my tax raising magic in Worcester and these are the results…………….”

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