Posted by Jeremy Shulkin
This, from the Telegram:
Police believe a Molotov cocktail was thrown into a car on Constitution Avenue last night. The attack comes a few days after another car on Woodford Street was damaged by the same type of incendiary device.
The incident occurred on April 20, 2011. According to one branch of the Terminator franchise on April 19, 2011 Skynet became self-aware. Two days later — so, tomorrow — it was/is our robotic overlord.
*This is the first time I’ve ever typed this. I swear.