Posted by Jeremy Shulkin
Ah, the pesky TSA. First they say those full body scanners won’t actually create images that are too realistic, then it turns out it’s like Adult Friend Finder on there. Then they say those full body pictures won’t be saved, but they’re actually saving ’em. Then they say this will only hurt a bit but then it hurts…well, nevermind.
Sick of the mind games, the Sanford Airport will do away with the TSA and hire a private firm instead, and you can fly there directly from Worcester Regional Airport. It’ll only take a year to implement, which means next Thanksgiving/Christmas you can fly down to Florida and avoid half the security hassle.
Or maybe not:
The TSA points out that even if an airport decides to use a private firm for security, the screeners still must follow TSA guidelines. That would include using enhanced pat-downs and the full-body scanners if they are installed at the airport.