UPDATE:(2/13/09): Tirella did eventually launch a new permanent website at incitytimesworcester.org
UPDATE(9/12): After several calls from Tirella to Worcester Magazine publisher Gareth Charter(lawsuits were mentioned), we have removed her ex-boyfriend’s name from this post. It looks like Melican has pared down what he posted on his website as well.
We might be looking at the dawning of the age of the 24-hour-a-day Allen Fletcher bashing channel.
Leaked on the Telegram’s comments board today, In City Times’ mad-hatter publisher/editor/owner Rosalie Tirella is about to launch Incitytimes.org. That’s right, fans: Get ready for all Rosalie, all the time.
We can’t WAIT for her version of “sourced” breaking-news mixed with columns about her ex-boyfriends’ penis size. Or maybe she’ll just stick with accusing blind guys of abusing guide dogs.
UPDATE: Melican just discovered the crazy to end all crazy, an unpublished Tirella column slumming in the source code for her homepage. This is insane shit.
Just the intro, to tease you. (The column is in letter form to Dianne Williamson)
How lovely to hear from you again! You have been calling me and calling me! You of the big mouth and the teeny cranium. You of the cellulite thighs and the jiggly ego. You, the big whale, in the small Worcester County pond. Splashing around in your stinky poop-filled cess pool. Splish, splash, splish, splash. If people were body parts – you would be the anus or, better yet, the appendix before it is just removed – a useless and ugly appendage filled with puss. A puss pocket! That’s what you are, Dianne Williamson! A puss pocket!
But enough pleasantries!
Big story. So my ex-boyfriend Jeff XXXXXXXX telephones you and now you, Worcester’s own slobbering blood/newshound, are hot on my tail. (By the way, Jeff calls you: “That big, ugly dyke.”)
The rest of the column is a total character assassination of Rosalie’s ex-boyfriend, who figured prominently in Williamson’s column. Containing accusations that range from the boyfriend’s near-sexual encounters with underage girls to his impotence to his tendency to get sue-happy, it’s some real crazy stuff.